Wednesday, February 16, 2005

stupid tan herd of cattle.....

so there are times in your life when you feel dumb right, like, uber dumb for doing what you're doing, but there are a bunch of other dumb people around, doing exactly the same thing you're doing? at least when you see other people trashed at the bar, doing exactly what you're doing, you're trashed. you don't give a f*ck.

but, standing in line at the tanning bed place, you just feel.. well... dirty and .... stupid. standing around with all these other dumb people who are just as vain as you. cept' I go there because it's relaxing. i don't go clubbing anymore, and i have a boyfriend. i don't need to be tan. it's just so freakin' relaxing. and i guess artificial sun cheers my sad butt up sometimes. AND apparently you need a j-lo velour jumpsuit to be in the "official" dirty girls tanning club. well, off to value city after work.






*and the tanning booth*

tee hee!!

6 comments:

Mary said...

I can be a total tanning bed ho sometimes. I have my membership on hold for now because I can't afford it but next month it is ON! I'm going to stock up on lotion online and go kick some tanning booty.

I know, I feel the same way you do sometimes. I don't go to relax. I honestly go because I hate being pale. It makes me feel good about the way I look when I go.

I LOVE the super-duper tanning beds too. Once my place had a $20.00 extra for all the upgrades you want. I was the darkest I've ever been because I went to the stand up bed everysingle time. LOL

Jeope said...

Heh heh...you said "uber"...

Unknown said...

Ok, I've never had the pleasure, but how can your butt be sad with Chester around? Hm?

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm sure your sad butt has made several guys' day. Especially if you're a commando tanner ;-). But (no pun intended) why are you beating yourself up so much for enjoying yourself? You're a big girl now, if you like it, who cares what anyone else thinks!

Mrs. Maria said...

Being tanned makes me feel so much better about myself, sad but true! :) However... I can't bring myself to do it anymore. Too scare of what it will do to my pretty skin. Plus I live in AZ and the sun here is so dangerous. So I pay a little more for a temp. tan with those spray booths. However if I were in Puerto Rico, I wouldn't think of it twice... I'd tan in a heartbeat. The tan you get in Puerto Rico is like no other! I don't know... why are we so vain?! LOL When will "pale" be in and "tanned" be out! D-girl... do whatever you like and think nothing of it! If it makes you feel good, relaxed and happy - GO FOR IT!

Mrs. Maria said...
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Mrs. Maria said...

Sorry Devon, that was a weird double post!