Tuesday, September 23, 2008

yes, we have THAT type of relationship....

so, i just texted my husband after i fed lottie, cuz i was reminded how cool he is and what we made together. and sometimes after i feed her on my lunchbreak, i'm reminded how awesome it is to be alive, i think it's some kind of hormones going into my system or something from the milk being let down. so i try to call him, no answer. i text him, NO ANSWER. by this time i'm panicking. of course i know he is dead. so my mind races. do we have life insurance!? where will we live because i have a DEAD husband!? he obviously cut his hand off and bled to death at work. there is no other explanation. would his parents let me and the baby stay with them till we got on our feet? we'll definately have to have a closed casket, i can't bear to look at craig all pumped full of that formaldehyde stuff!!!! everybody will tell me how "good he looks" and "just like he was in real life..!" so i pull back into work at the point of hysterics. i get this feeling that surges through me and i hear my phone ringing. it's him. i answer it, "hello? aw yeah, i was just wondering where you were, but here you are. how's it going?" and he never knew. until i just texted him now, almost 2 hours later : "i thought you were dead and it made me go number 2."

4 comments:

Cherrill said...

lol! I can relate to that thought process. It's a wonder I manage to stay married somedays.

Dave said...

Dem hormones ain't nothin' to be trifled with!

Oh, BTW, I put up the "Together" thing from Scribble It and Mrs. Dave LOVES it! I even managed to put it on the wall straight. I was really afraid that it would be noticeably tilted, but phew! made it.

Dave

Jessica said...

I LOVE this stream of consciousness post!!! I laughed at the end :)

ps-You had 3552 profile views!! And you say this little-known blog doesn't get any traffic...Tsk.

pps~ I swear the word verification just spelled visigoth.

AdrienneDesigns said...

OMG! I laughed until I almost left a little puddle in my office chair! Hysterical? Just a little :) Normal? Extremely! Isn't it good to be just like everyone else sometimes?